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Photo Caption Competition
June 2005

Photo: Andy Meads


Frog: "A ding ding ding ding dididing ding bing bing pscht, orhrm bom bom bedom bem bom bedom bom bum ba ba bom bom, bouuuuum bom bom bedahm, Bom be barbedarm bedabedabedabeda bbrrrrrimm bbrrrrramm bbbrrrrrrrrraammmmm ddddddraammm, bah bah baah baah ba wheeeeeee-eeeee-eeeee!"

Bird: "Shut up! That song’s really getting on my nerves now." - Joel O.


Please welcome this weeks number one, Hip Hop and Groovy Chick performing their new song, Left On The Shelf. - Katie J.

"There's something not right about this frog... -'s upsetting my Feng Shui!!" - Harry C.

"Kareoke is degrading enough... but a duet with a frog!" - Dave M.

Bird: "No, I'm not kissing you again - it obviously doesn't work!" - Waynstar

Which one swallowed the bookworm? - Keith M.

"I may be a little croaky but can you warble" - Beryl L.

"If I hear that crazy frog tune just once more..." - Alison H.

"The song thrush liked Froggy's music and was about to offer him a record deal... until he made the mistake of mentioning his earlier work with Paul McCartney and Rupert Bear." - Matt B.

Sung in a beautiful Snow White voice "Some Day My Prince Will Come" - Kim V.

"If someone doesn't collect that bird soon, a right pair of book-ends we'll look". - Gillian J.

"Ah, the perfect disguise. No-one will suspect a thing" - Thomas K.

Thrush: "It's no good saying read it, they're audio tapes not books!" - Jane C.

Thrush: "Top shelf excellent. He's so gullible, I said after 3 jump. 1, 2, 3, Jump!" - Ivor T.

"This stupid 'Crazy Frog' will just not pay any attention to my singing lessons!" - Dave H.

How many more time do I have to kiss you? And anyway are you really going to turn into a prince?? India M.

Bird: "This is so hard staying this still but i really want that birdcake!"
2 hours later. "I'm getting cramp, the time to steal must be right."
Girl: "I'll just take the birdcake outside mum!" - Anna F.

I don't care if you are number 1 in the charts, my song is better. - Alison H.

"I don't fancy your bird tonight!" - Jodie B-T.

"Don't you stand there looking snooty madam." - Marjorie R.


"If I stand here with the frog then no one will see me!" - Sarah P.

Frog: "Look at the size of that breast!" - Andy H.

"Yeh, err my friend was err wondering. Do you have Debbie Does Dallas?" - Alastair B.

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