Judges Choice

"Do you mind?" - Liz from Christchurch

Runners Up

"You're not doing another porno film for David Attenborough?" - Valerie Falconer

Lady shocked by the new "dogging" craze - Rachel Lane, Croydon

The ladybird felt unloved because nobody fancied him with his acne - Rob Falconer

"Ignore him he's only jealous" - Roger Sidebotham, Manchester

"Oooh you give me spot's before my eyes" - Tom C (Dorset)

"Hello Hello" - Beryl Ladd

"Big Brother? No - maybe distant relative though" - Julian Ashton

"Don't you realize there`s a LADY present?" - Mike Ponting

"Ello, ello whats going on here then?" - Ray Sherman

"Is it a bird, is it a plane, no it's LADYBIRD!" - Sue Butler

"Which one of you two is the lady-bug?" - Iain Cameron

"We are Siamese if you please" - Mike Skinner

"You've been spotted!" - Neil J.

"Please stop it youv'e made me blush" - John Dye, Norwich

"Hey lady, we're busy. Come back tomorrow" - Jasmine Martinez

"Hey my dear, if our kids look like that what are we going to tell our friends!" - Perry L.

"Don't you just hate back seat drivers" - Mrs Theresa Thomas

"Now if you two don’t move along, I’ll have to book you for loitering with intent" - Andrew Davidson

Mr. Grasshopper had suspicians he wasnt the father! - Shelley Jones

"I may be a lady but I know all about the birds and the bees." - Linda F.

"WHOA! Steve, she's a he! I-I didn't know!" - Hershey Wingler

Three's a crowd - Jean Hall

"Sorry mate, two’s company & three’s a crowd" - Amanda Wall

"'Ello, 'ello... wasps all this then?" - Amanda Trotman

Related Pages

• Current Photo Caption Competition
• Competitions Section
• UK Safari Photography Section