"Just one more wafer thin mint!" - Ivan Buxton
"That was one heck of a new year party! Where am I?" - Bozz Halliday
"Why did I eat so much Christmas pudding" - George Hill
"Had a feeling that slimming resolution wouldn’t last long" - David, Folkestone
"Burn my clothes, I'm in heaven" - Dave Stewart
"Dave's backflip didn't turn out so well" - Matthew B.
"Looks like another roll-over week" - Colin Penny
"Hey what happend to the snow?" - Michael S.
"I'm a Seal-ebrity Get Me Out Of Here" - Angela Dolan from Bridgend South Wales
"I need a bit of a nap before the Queen's speech" - Tony W.
"Give us a nudge when the Queen's speech comes on, love" - Terry Burgess, N. London.
Wow, What a night! - Neil J.
"Okay, who pulled the plug?" - Coralie A.
"At last a ray of sunshine" - Patrick Flood
''Kissed by a rose on the grey'' ......hey, you said you wanted a seal impression!!'' - Gavin B.
"Do you really think I'll make the front cover, Steve?" - Errick Peterson, Wanstead
"'m sure I've got a wheat allergy. That bread I ate has made me feel really bloated!" - Helen Spence
"Roll Over Beethoven" - Ray Sherman
"Aw, come on - you're happy enough to tickle Rover's tummy" - Valerie Falconer
"Theres no one around to tickle your tummy when you need someone." - Barbara Irwin
"Go on - give us a tummy tickle." - Liz from Christchurch
"It may look uncomfortable to you , but it`s heaven to me, now go on scratch me belly" - Mike
"This grounds hard but the Ruddy Germans have taken all the sun loungers again" - Ray Wilby
"Mmm, that's good - that gets my seal of approval" - Rob Falconer
"This grass stuff is really itchy - wheres the ice?" - Peter D.
"I knew that last glass of champagne at midnight was just one too many!" - Andrew Davidson [Isle of Wight]
"Am I the seal of approval?" - John Dye of Eaton
"Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours." - Catherine Rowan Jones
"Wow I'm here signed sealed and delivered" - A. Gibson
"Oh yeah l've just been sealed with a kiss" - Sue Barnard
"I nodded off in the Arctic, this bloody global warming!" - Jacky Ball
Nah...I didn't pop in sleeping pills! - Tasneem
"Someone's written 'Does exactly what it says on the tin' on my back - cos I'm called Ron" - Julian Ashton
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