"Are you sitting on the remote again?" - Angela O.
"Yikes!! I wouldn’t like to meet the car that got the poor sheep we’re laying on!" - Steve Barnett
Sshhhh ! Pretend your still hibernating ! It's too cold to go outside yet ! - Jan H.
"The point is, that acupuncture can have a homeopathic sort of effect" - Julian Ashton
"This fluffy white stuff.... do you think we've died and gone to heaven?" - Deborah, Surrey
"Just one for the road you said and where do we end up?" - Dave Taylor.
"How come they never give us the water bed?" - Rob Falconer
"We heard you were short of needles so we've come to donate ours" - John Dye
"Look, why don’t we just share the hedge with everyone else?" - Valerie Falconer
After sunbathing for 10 hours Bill and Ben were suffering from prickly heat - Simon D.
"Wakey wakey we’ve missed Christmas again" - Terry Robbins
"Don't worry all the main parties have promised to protect the health service!" - Andrew Davidson
"If I don't keep an eye on him, he's bound to get into trouble again." - Judith Barnard
"EEEEEEh I could get to sleep if only he'd stop that snoring!!!!" - Anne Ward
"I love it when you're pushy!" - Frances Teresa
"Thank god that's my last weekly newsletter. I'm exhausted!" - from Bozz
"D'you think we're at Tiggywinkles?" - John Dye
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