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Birds of Prey
Caption Competition August 2010
"The sooner we get clipped the better!" - Neil J.
"These coats are horrible. I told you we should have gone to Matalan!" - Graham Hebron
"I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other baa-ers cant deny!" - Blythey Buttery
"You shouldn't wear wool Doris... it makes your bum look big" - Steve E.
"Come on dahlin, let's go skinny dipping" - Glenis Blakiston
"I am NOT taking my clothes off just for a sheep dip." - Linda F.
"First time I've sat down all day, and I can feel those eyes in the back of my head!" - Mike P.
The farmer’s computer was running slow, so he decided to double his RAM - Valerie Falconer
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. You don't need to go on a diet." - Liz from Christchurch
"Don't keep nagging me. I've said I'll start the diet tomorrow." - Helen Spence, Sheffield
"I will wash your back when you get in the bath" - Dave Hayward
"Come on ewe. Don't look so sheepish. Have a dip." - M. Glencross
"I see you are legless again after a night out at the bar" - John Dye
Getting ready for another Ram a Lamb a Ding-Dong - Rob Falconer
"Congratulations my lady, you're pregnant!" "Excuse me?!" - Marcus Henehan
"Does my bum look big in this?" - Liz Wilder
"I'll speak to you when you’ve washed your bottom – and not before!" - Matt Desborough
"Mmf! No water aerobics for me, I told you, I'm not fat, I'm just woolly." - Bea Loots
"Oh! But we must get used to the dipping malarky, Maaaaam!." - Maxine
"That hole was handy, the grass is mush lusher this side of the fence." - Alan Salter
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