Judges Choice

"Oh no - here comes the bailiff and my fishing licence has expired" - George Hill

Runners Up

"Oh my god where's my camera, l've just spotted a Chris Packham" - Sue Barnard, Bucks

"98... 99... 100... coming ready or not!" - Mark Smithson

"I think I had one too many, I feel a little bit tipsy" - John Dye

"Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be a cat on a hot tin roof" - Julian, sunny Devon

"You put your right wing in,your right wing out and you shake it all about" - Ann G.

"You put your left foot in,your left foot out,in,out,in,out and shake it all about" - Hayley Horsfield (Cheltenham)

"Arghhhh my foot has stuck to the perch!!!" - Tony C.

"One more gust like that and I'll be Gone with the Wind!" - -Araks O.

"Now is the winter of our discontent turned glorious summer..." - Sarah Burrows

"Now do you believe there is a backdraft from those wind turbines?" - John C.

"You don't think I'd suit a pair of jodpurs then?" - Charlotte Gilchrist, N.Ireland

"I LEAN, stop posing and bring me my supper" - Mike P.

"This one won't get away darling. Just waiting for an updraught." - Maggie Storer

"Hey mam, mam did you see that I got one, Aaw, she wasn't looking." - Margaret

"Mum, I've got my arm caught in this sleeve again!!!" - Kenneth Cox

"It was always the same that last pin would never go down..." - Dr Murray

"They call me HawkEye." - Linda F.

"I don't care what you think. It's the best Nelson impression I do." - Paul Shaw

"Osprey? After that night out my head is spinning like a whirligig beetle and I feel like a Dodo!" - Steven Allain

"I'm leaning on a lamp-post at the corner of the street, until a certain little lady comes by. . ." - Teresa Quinn

"Thats the last time I'm drinking with you lot" - Linda Guest

"Jeepers Creepers thats scary" - Rachel B

"HOW MUCH !!?" - Deirdre Honey

"One for the road' they said. Well it was a LONG road" - M. Glencross

"You want me to blow into which bag, Officer?" - Valerie Falconer

"I don’t suppose one of you could help me get this coat hanger out, could you?" - Rob Falconer

The Favourite For The British Feather Weight Championship - Cath Jones

"Let Usprey" - Ray Sherman

Related Pages

• Caption Competition Archive
• UK Safari Photography Section