Great Crested Greed! - Geraldine F.
Is that a grebe or a swallow? - Steve King
"I see he's bitten off more than he can chew again" - M Glencross
"Ruddy hell this is hard to swallow" - Simon Duckworth
"Now that's what I call a fish supper." - Maggie Storer
"Bitten off more than I can chew this time!" - Neil J.
It's hard to spot a gag in this one .........or is it ? - Anthony Ward
A Sole In One - Cath Jones
"What no salt and vinegar?" - Ray Sherman
"What a Ruddy mouthful!" - Rex White
"That will teach me to keep my mouth open!" - John Dye
"If you can't see them, they can't see you" - Molly Kilbey
"I can see your tonsils from here" - Ray Wilby
"What you doing down there Reg?! I'm coming to get ya!" - Ricardo S
Observer - "Do you think a Whole Food diet is really healthy?" - Julian, Norfolk