Judges Choice

"Don't worry it's not contagious" - John Dye

Runners Up

"The new, must have, spring fashion accessory!" - Bea Loots

"Who's calling who ugly?" - Neil J.

"Handlebar mustache and the mohawk... am I cool now?" - Richard S.

"Who wants the beef olive? And who wants the steak!!" - Brian Chisholm

"I may be fowl, but ugly - never!" - Maggie Storer

Facial hair.....more like facial scare - Antony Ward

"I'd heard mutton chops used to be fashion but I could only get steak" - Simon D.

"No my name is NOT Hotlips Houliran" - Ann G - Norfolk

Related Pages

• Caption Competition Archive
• UK Safari Photography Section